Breeze's Column- I want to be an only child.
September 08, 2012 at 9:54 AM
I don’t want to come across as a spoilt child/dog, but I really would be much happier being an only child. When Twisty finally left (never really understood where she went) I was super happy. I got all the attention and never got my nose swiped again, life was perfect just me and my Mum and Dad. Then one day Radish the kitten from hell turned up! She wants to be my friend but I simply don’t like her. I mean can’t a dog wag its tail with out some demented ginger beast attacking it? In the evening when it is quiet time I like to lie by the fire and dream of tennis balls. But no, this thing has to come over and TOUCH ME! I move to the other side of the room, get my self comfortable then damn it she does it again. The worst part is my Mum and Dad. Do they tell Radish off for being a pest? No they do not, instead I get “Breeze be nice she wants to be your friend”. If that is not bad enough at bed time Radish runs up stairs and sleeps on their bed. I am not even allowed upstairs. It is simply not fair. I was considering running away from home but came up with a better idea.
FREE kitten to good (any) home.